Kitty Times

Police find new ways of punishing taggers - with a good side

This morning, Police caught fourteen year old Daniel Macheral tagging a wall at the Hamilton Hillcrest Library. After ordering him to paint it up, the Police debated on how to punish him.
He only did a small ammount, before being caught, so a little bit of community work would hurt, more or less???
Then, it hit them.
Macheral has been chargedwith forty days community service - at the SPCA in Hamilton, in the cat section.
"We weren't sure about it at first," revealed Worker Janice Gracie, "But he fits in so well, that he has given up his work and is becoming a full-time carer."
Never having animals at home, Daniel grew up longing for pets. A few weeks ago, he asked his mother, Harriet Macheral (Now in custody), for a pet, and she beat him up.
Very angry, he decided to graffiti her favourite place - the Hamilton Hillcrest Library.
We asked Macheral (Daniel) how he felt when he graffitied.
"Awesome," he admitted, "But working at the SPCA is soooo good. I feel like I am in heaven with the cats!!!"
While his mother awaits trial, he is happily froliking with his kitten pals, showing respect to our race.


Not true.