Friday 18 April 2008

Kitty Times

Kitten Becomes Instant Star

Jakie the Blakie (pictured) is the cutest, cuddliest, and now most famous kitten in kitten history. After scraping every single article ever printed by the kitty times, it has come to attention that
this adorable kitten is the first kitten ever to have a main part in a Human film.
Kittykat Laura is a box-office hit almost as soon as the story line was revealed. About a cute black kitten (Jakie Blakie), who is given birth in a farmyard. After hiding from her crazy owners father with her brother and sister (Rayray Sunshine and Goldie Fairydust), they start a long and winding path to civilization. Of course, someone had to notice three cute little kittens stauntering along a dirt road. They are picked up by a man named Luke and his girlfriend Nora. They take the kittens to the SPCA, but neither of them can resist the main kitten (Jakie Blakie). After mixing their names, the name Laura was born.
Told in Laura's voice and eye, she misses her brother and sister terribly. They were named Josephine and Blinky (The male is Blinky) and poor Laura is lost without them. She escapes, and in the end manages to catch up with a cat who had been at the SPCA at the same time as Laura, Blinky and Jo. Then, Laura starts to find her siblings.
Humans made the show, so naturally they can't understand Meataut - our language. Jakie's voice is played by Georgina Celeste - another budding star, just a human.
While humans listen to Celeste, TV 5's film-crew filmed the whole document in Meataut and is going out into the cinemas in another week.
Meanwhile, we will keep you up-dated with Jakie and Georgina, and their hit movie.



NOT TRUE (Though I wish it was).

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