Stardom too much for Rayray Sunshine
Rayray Sunshine, one of the main kitten characters for Kittykat Laura, has now fallen under the pressure of stardom.
After downing a bottle of Hokey-pokey ice cream chocolate sauce, he proceeded to drink Vodka and a Kimmy Lean, the cat version for the human Jim Beam.
"He's a kitten!" wept his mother, Intiey Sunshine, "He's drinking! He's only just of age! I am so horrified! He's done the movie, lets take him away from this... ******* stardom stuff."
After sobering up, we managed to get hold of Rayray and he told us why he was beginning to drink.
"Well," she said thoughtfully, "I would say it's because my girl-friend Goldie did't let me dump her. I mean, she's gorgeous and everything, but I want Jakie!!!"
We asked Jakie what she thought.
"First," she told us, "I am apalled that Rayray could do such a thing. Secondly, I have already been engaged once, and then cheated on, so I will never do it again."
Looks like things are getting heated with Kittykat Laura's cast!!!
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