Stardom too much for Rayray Sunshine
Rayray Sunshine, one of the main kitten characters for Kittykat Laura, has now fallen under the pressure of stardom.
After downing a bottle of Hokey-pokey ice cream chocolate sauce, he proceeded to drink Vodka and a Kimmy Lean, the cat version for the human Jim Beam.
"He's a kitten!" wept his mother, Intiey Sunshine, "He's drinking! He's only just of age! I am so horrified! He's done the movie, lets take him away from this... ******* stardom stuff."
After sobering up, we managed to get hold of Rayray and he told us why he was beginning to drink.
"Well," she said thoughtfully, "I would say it's because my girl-friend Goldie did't let me dump her. I mean, she's gorgeous and everything, but I want Jakie!!!"
We asked Jakie what she thought.
"First," she told us, "I am apalled that Rayray could do such a thing. Secondly, I have already been engaged once, and then cheated on, so I will never do it again."
Looks like things are getting heated with Kittykat Laura's cast!!!
Friday 18 April 2008
Kitty Times
Kitten Becomes Instant Star
Jakie the Blakie (pictured) is the cutest, cuddliest, and now most famous kitten in kitten history. After scraping every single article ever printed by the kitty times, it has come to attention that
this adorable kitten is the first kitten ever to have a main part in a Human film.
Kittykat Laura is a box-office hit almost as soon as the story line was revealed. About a cute black kitten (Jakie Blakie), who is given birth in a farmyard. After hiding from her crazy owners father with her brother and sister (Rayray Sunshine and Goldie Fairydust), they start a long and winding path to civilization. Of course, someone had to notice three cute little kittens stauntering along a dirt road. They are picked up by a man named Luke and his girlfriend Nora. They take the kittens to the SPCA, but neither of them can resist the main kitten (Jakie Blakie). After mixing their names, the name Laura was born.
Told in Laura's voice and eye, she misses her brother and sister terribly. They were named Josephine and Blinky (The male is Blinky) and poor Laura is lost without them. She escapes, and in the end manages to catch up with a cat who had been at the SPCA at the same time as Laura, Blinky and Jo. Then, Laura starts to find her siblings.
Humans made the show, so naturally they can't understand Meataut - our language. Jakie's voice is played by Georgina Celeste - another budding star, just a human.
While humans listen to Celeste, TV 5's film-crew filmed the whole document in Meataut and is going out into the cinemas in another week.
Meanwhile, we will keep you up-dated with Jakie and Georgina, and their hit movie.
NOT TRUE (Though I wish it was).
Jakie the Blakie (pictured) is the cutest, cuddliest, and now most famous kitten in kitten history. After scraping every single article ever printed by the kitty times, it has come to attention that
this adorable kitten is the first kitten ever to have a main part in a Human film.
Kittykat Laura is a box-office hit almost as soon as the story line was revealed. About a cute black kitten (Jakie Blakie), who is given birth in a farmyard. After hiding from her crazy owners father with her brother and sister (Rayray Sunshine and Goldie Fairydust), they start a long and winding path to civilization. Of course, someone had to notice three cute little kittens stauntering along a dirt road. They are picked up by a man named Luke and his girlfriend Nora. They take the kittens to the SPCA, but neither of them can resist the main kitten (Jakie Blakie). After mixing their names, the name Laura was born.
Told in Laura's voice and eye, she misses her brother and sister terribly. They were named Josephine and Blinky (The male is Blinky) and poor Laura is lost without them. She escapes, and in the end manages to catch up with a cat who had been at the SPCA at the same time as Laura, Blinky and Jo. Then, Laura starts to find her siblings.
Humans made the show, so naturally they can't understand Meataut - our language. Jakie's voice is played by Georgina Celeste - another budding star, just a human.
While humans listen to Celeste, TV 5's film-crew filmed the whole document in Meataut and is going out into the cinemas in another week.
Meanwhile, we will keep you up-dated with Jakie and Georgina, and their hit movie.
NOT TRUE (Though I wish it was).
Monday 14 April 2008
The list of cat luvas
Here is the not updated list of Cat lovers:
Kitty Milo
Candycane
Eatalot
Sherbet
Neina-Marie
Kitty Cat??
Kitty Milo
Candycane
Eatalot
Sherbet
Neina-Marie
Kitty Cat??
Sunday 13 April 2008
Kitty Times
Police find new ways of punishing taggers - with a good side
This morning, Police caught fourteen year old Daniel Macheral tagging a wall at the Hamilton Hillcrest Library. After ordering him to paint it up, the Police debated on how to punish him.
He only did a small ammount, before being caught, so a little bit of community work would hurt, more or less???
Then, it hit them.
Macheral has been chargedwith forty days community service - at the SPCA in Hamilton, in the cat section.
"We weren't sure about it at first," revealed Worker Janice Gracie, "But he fits in so well, that he has given up his work and is becoming a full-time carer."
Never having animals at home, Daniel grew up longing for pets. A few weeks ago, he asked his mother, Harriet Macheral (Now in custody), for a pet, and she beat him up.
Very angry, he decided to graffiti her favourite place - the Hamilton Hillcrest Library.
We asked Macheral (Daniel) how he felt when he graffitied.
"Awesome," he admitted, "But working at the SPCA is soooo good. I feel like I am in heaven with the cats!!!"
While his mother awaits trial, he is happily froliking with his kitten pals, showing respect to our race.
Not true.
This morning, Police caught fourteen year old Daniel Macheral tagging a wall at the Hamilton Hillcrest Library. After ordering him to paint it up, the Police debated on how to punish him.
He only did a small ammount, before being caught, so a little bit of community work would hurt, more or less???
Then, it hit them.
Macheral has been chargedwith forty days community service - at the SPCA in Hamilton, in the cat section.
"We weren't sure about it at first," revealed Worker Janice Gracie, "But he fits in so well, that he has given up his work and is becoming a full-time carer."
Never having animals at home, Daniel grew up longing for pets. A few weeks ago, he asked his mother, Harriet Macheral (Now in custody), for a pet, and she beat him up.
Very angry, he decided to graffiti her favourite place - the Hamilton Hillcrest Library.
We asked Macheral (Daniel) how he felt when he graffitied.
"Awesome," he admitted, "But working at the SPCA is soooo good. I feel like I am in heaven with the cats!!!"
While his mother awaits trial, he is happily froliking with his kitten pals, showing respect to our race.
Not true.
Saturday 12 April 2008
What can we do help cats?
Indeed, what do we do???? I will ask at school tomorrow and see who wants to be here, and what we could do.
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