Thursday 21 January 2010

Kitty News

Shock Love Triangle

The stars of Kittykat Laura have another scandal on their hands. Amazing kitty actor, Rayray Sunshine has been the boyfriend of co-star Goldie Fairydust, but is thinking of leaving her for another actress in Kittykat Laura, Jackie Blackie. Goldie has been reportedly furious at Jackie, often going around to Jackie's house and hissing insults through a window.
One of Jackie's friend's reports "Poor old Jackie is so traumatized by the thought of Goldie attacking her, she is scared of leaving her home and doing such mundane things and shopping."
Rayray hasn't made the situation easier. He sent a letter to both Queen's yesterday, asking them to please do as he says. Both Queen's wrote back letter's filled with anger. One letter reportedly said "I am not a doll, Rayray Sunshine!"
However, if Rayray indeed does want Jackie for a partner, he'd better be quick to woo her, as Jackie has been spotted cavorting around the malls of Highmeow Street with a handsome stranger. Paparazzi has managed to score a few pictures of the couple with their tails entwined, but unfortunately the photos were banned from use, as the stranger Jackie was with has asked Jackie to release a statement that no pictures of the Tom shall be revealed to public.